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Dear Creator:

Thanks for considering making something for me! I am so excited.

Some general notes: I’m hard of hearing, so while I love music and sound effects, it’s important that they’re significantly quieter than the dialogue, or non-overlapping.

Without further ado, here are my current fandoms! Currently The Stanley Parable is the main fandom that lives in my head rent free, but I have several others as well.

Favorite genres:

• Comedy

• Sci-Fi

• Fantasy

• Horror

Tags and Tropes I enjoy:

• Crack/crack treated seriously

• Crossovers

• Social media AU

• Post-Canon

• angst with a happy ending

• identity shenanigans

• Genderbending

• F/F ships

• Filk

• Autistic characters/disabled characters in general

• Unreality

• multiverses

• 4th wall breaking/meta

• Fics formatted like an episode of the podcast they’re from

• Outsider POV

• Songfics

• fics that will make you cry but are also comforting

• fics where the main characters slowly realizes they’re living in a dream/simulation

Do Not Want:

• Incest or pedophilia

• RPF

• Character x Reader (unless it’s crack and/or it gets meta)

And now, time for my fandom and ship preferences! Platonic interpretations of non canon ships are absolutely welcome.

The Stanley Parable:

• Stanley/Narrator

• Curator/Mariella

• Timekeeper | The Settings Person 

• 4th wall breaking fics

Wicked

• Elphaba/Galinda

• Elphaba/Fiyero

• Elphaba/Galinda/Fiyero

K-Pop Demon Hunters

• Rumi/Mira/Zoey

• Rumi/Jinu

• Outsider POV

Welcome to Night Vale:

• Cecil/Carlos

• Michelle/Maureen

The Magnus Archives/Protocol:

• Fix-it fics

• Post-canon, especially if it’s a crossover

• Jon/Martin

• Melanie/Georgie

• Alice/Gwen

Hello from the Hallowoods:

• Angst

• Nikignik 

• Riot/Olivier

• Hector/Jonah

• Percy/Diggory

• Violet/Bern

• Shelby/Clem

• Yaretzi/The Countess

• Polly & Yaretzi & Mort

Hatchetfield:

• Paul/Emma

• Steph/Pete

• Grace Chastity

• The Lords in Black

• I still haven’t watched Nightmare Time 2 and the last episode of Nightmare Time 1, so please don’t spoil them!

• Post-canon - specifically if you have a fic set right after Nerdy Prudes Must Die, I so want to hear it.

She-Ra:

• Catra/Adora

• Entrapta/Hordak

• Entrapta/Darla

• Post-canon

• I’m not too fond of the headcanon that Entrapta is asexual and not interested in sex (although I could see her as a sex favorable ace)

Some niche fandoms:

• Meow Wolf

• The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality

• Chuck Tingle horror novels

• Project Hail Mary

Feel free to check out my bookmarks to get some examples of fics that I like: https://archiveofourown.org/users/crackfics_georg/pseuds/crackfics_georg/bookmarks 

If you podfic one that’s tagged “inspiration” I would be very happy, but I’d also love the opportunity to hear a completely new fic. Podfics of my own fics are absolutely welcome as well!

NSFW section - hard hats required past this point:

For NSFW fanworks, I am only interested in F/F ships. But I will make an exception for Stanley/Narrator because they are my hyperfixation.

NSFW Likes:

• D/s

• Strap-ons

• Vibrators

• Bondage

• degradation/objectification

• voice kink

• Hypnosis

• comedy/bantering

• established relationship

NSFW Do not want:

• Non-con or Underage sex archive warnings

• Oral sex

This probably goes without saying, but please don’t create an NSFW work for me if you are under the age of 18.

Thanks for reading!